Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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