I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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