thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
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Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
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Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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