My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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