I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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