let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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