I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
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Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I will pee on everything he values.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
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I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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