is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
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Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
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Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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