He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
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so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
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Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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