It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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