yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
tell me about the fingering
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