Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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