You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I wear drunk well.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Randomize