My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
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dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
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I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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