So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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