The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
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