i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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