She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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