I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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