HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Just high enough for therapy.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
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