You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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