you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
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shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
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he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
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