try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Randomize
