This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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