whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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