I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
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had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
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I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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