i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
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Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
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I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I would ride that face into the sunset
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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