she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
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