How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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