I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
You're like the curious george of whores
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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