I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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