My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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