yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
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He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
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MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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