I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
smell my finger.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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