She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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