At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
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Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
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Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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