Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
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My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
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Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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