Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
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Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
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i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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