Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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