I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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