Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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