I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
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