haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
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Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
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You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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