My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
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First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
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The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
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Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
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