I cockslap morals
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
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you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
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