running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
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He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I just want nice things and good sex
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I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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