we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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