paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
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We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
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It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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