very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I cannot find my penis.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
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U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
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I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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