What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
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