Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
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Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
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Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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