My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
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