Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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