you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
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Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
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A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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