dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Randomize
