with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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